“Sorry, Toby,” says Dipper. “No one wants to be around you.”

“It’s true!” says Blendin.

“Oh, fiddlesticks!” says Toby.

“Don’t worry!” says Mabel. “I’m sure in some parallel time line someone is helping you out right now. Not us, though! And I’m sure we made the right choice this time!”

They walk for almost an hour through dark twisting passages.

“W-which way are we going?” asks Blendin.

“Yeah, haven’t we passed this skeleton before?” says Mabel. “And how many times have we gone down this hall?”

“Hey…guys?” says Dipper, wiping his forehead. “Didn’t the king say that this dungeon was an endless maze, and that we’d go completely insane down here?”

“That’s ridiculous!” says Mabel. “I feel as sane as ever! Don’t you agree, giant hovering rainbow-colored duck?”

“I DO AGREE!” quacks the kaleidoscopic duck. “AND I SAY THAT WE ALL MUST DANCE!”

“YES!” screams Blendin, manically ripping off his shirt. “LET US DANCE!”

The trio starts dancing to imaginary disco lights and music.

They’ve gone completely insane.

They might be having fun, but for our adventurers, it looks like…

THE END.