“If you won’t throw me the rope, I’ll jump the chasm without one!” yells Dipper.

“What? That’s crazy, Dipper! Don’t do it!” screams Mabel.

Dipper clenches his fists. He walks a few steps back and then takes a running leap over the chasm…falling short of the edge by several feet and plummeting into the depths of the Infinitentiary.

“AAAAAH!” screams Dipper, his voice shrinking by the second.

He falls and falls for what feels like an eternity. Eventually, Dipper sees a maintenance sign hovering in the air next to him.

It reads:

Suddenly, Dipper spies someone hovering next to him. “Chamillacles!” he says. “At least I’ll have someone to talk to down here!”

“Gleeee glor gleem glop glop!” says Chamillacles.

“Oh, right,” says Dipper.

Chamillacles begins to shed his skin.

Dipper shudders.

THE END.