Gravity Falls: Dipper and Mabel and the Curse of the Time Pirates’ Treasure!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME READING THIS PAGE?

You’ve been betrayed!

I’m the Omniscient Nameless Narrator, and even I want to kick that king’s butt!

GO GET VENGEANCE! RACE HERE

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